Residence: Bangor, ME
Day Job: Dirty Rug Sucker & Monkey
Trainer
Discipline(s): XC, Technical Single Track
& Endurance?
Bikes: Trek Superfly Elite 100, Trek
Rig Single Speed, Trek Fuel EX8, Trek Farley Fatty & Trek Madone 4.5 Road
Bike
Strengths: Being
in the wrong gear on a climb, doing inadvertent stoppies on my single speed and
scaring the hell outta roadies when I'm invited on a group ride!
Weaknesses: Ability to explain what gear
I'm in, or was in…. Girls in cowboy boots with mini-skirts.
Favorite Trail: Eye for an eye and All
of the Bangor Bog
Favorite Races: CBCC, Nordic Trail Fest &
12 Hrs of Bradbury
Pre Race Ritual: Hydrating, eating light
and getting a good nights sleep
Post Race Ritual: Eating and drinking
whatever the hell I want. Keep moving and try to stop rigamortis from setting in.
Wisdom: Man who
think he is Number One is next to nothing. Riding mountain bike well is cross between
performing fine ballet and engaging in hell of a bar fight! Never raise hands
to angry child - it leave groin exposed. You can't judge a book (cyclist) by it's cover
(how he or she looks). Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make
believe ballroom. Dog's are smarter than
most humans…
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